Driving back from Boston last night was smooth sailing until I hit the NJ Turnpike. The whole traffic flow started to break -up and drivers were starting  to slow down and  make frequent and erratic lane changes. After driving for 4 1/2 hrs. this really sucked.  I was looking to see if there was any traffic ahead or possibly some late night road construction, but there was none. About two miles up the road I get stuck behind a slow moving car that is veering into other lanes. Finally, I get to pass this car and out of curiosity I glance over to my right  and I see that the guy in the car is TEXTING while driving down the NJ TPK.  This fool, not only disrupted the entire traffic flow for miles, but put his and all the other driver’s lives in danger. What an asshole!!!!!!

people who own expensive watercraft such as boats and wave runners and don’t know how to operate them. You idiots are putting innocent lives at risk!  Take a water saftey course or better yet…get a license!!!

Tailgating! What’s up w/ that? It’s bad, really bad so stop already. Especially if you see I have kids in my car!

The other day I pulled into the local Quick Mart to grab a cup of coffee for my morning commute. As I was exiting my  car  a white van recklessly raced into the spot next to me. Quickly I pulled back the door and jumped back into my car, almost losing an arm, a leg, and the car door in the process.  The driver of the van looked over at me and I said to him “slow down, you could have killed me” and he just smiled at me. Then I see 6-7 other young Hispanic males exiting the car and proceeding into Quick Mart.   After I got my coffee  I decided to take down the license of the van, so I could report it to my local police department, and I notice the license plate is from Maine. I think to myself this is odd??? Since then I have seen several large work-vans in the area carrying numerous Hispanic workers all with out of state license plates. Some from as far away as Idaho  & Colorado.  It is no secret  that NEW JERSEY has the highest auto insurance rates….do this immigrant workers know something that we don’t know?????

Drivers who  ‘sight- see’ as they are driving. Don’t you see that there is a line of cars behind you while you are coasting down the road. If you want to enjoy the scenery, get out of your car & walk.

traffic during holidays and events…..it’s quicker to walk people….or take mass transit

Young, inexperienced drivers driving very powerful sports cars way too fast in residential areas.  If you want to kill yourself  go right ahead, but don’t take others with you.

Yesterday was my 18th birthday and my brother and I were going for a drive through Seabright. There was a whole line of cars in front of me and the car in front of me stopped short which caused me to stop short, but the girl behind me ended up hitting me. We pull over to the side of the road and the girl goes, “I’m so sorry I wasn’t looking!” Well first of all if you’re driving I’m pretty sure you should be paying attention to the road. So now that this dumb girl hit me for not looking at the road my insurance is going to go up. GOOD 18TH BIRTHDAY!

My crazy neighbor  constantly races up and down our street.  He cuts me off  when I am driving the speed limit , and once, while  I  was waiting to make a left out of my street, he went up on the neighbors curb to get around me. He also backs out of his driveway with out even looking. This fool is going to kill someone, hopefully himself!

Had a great dinner with friends last night, said goodbye and headed to my car. I get to my car and I  see that some idiot backed into the rear left side of my car. I looked on the windshield for a note, but there wasn’t one.  What a loser you are , you hit my car and you didn’t even have the b*lls to leave me a note. What’s that saying… “What comes around …goes around.” It’s just a matter of time!

i can’t stand it when you go to the beach and there is NEVER and parking available! i arrived at the beach today and was circling the roads for a parking spot for 15 mins! i had people waiting to meet me, and they left assuming i wasn’t coming! the worst part is, during the course of that time, i though i found a couple spots BUT the people who were getting in their cars or walking to their car were just going to get a towel, or beach chair, etc. hey buddy? how about you tell me that before i start following you to your car! be considerate people!

Alright so I have no problem with people believing what they want to believe- Whatever. But Damn do they suck at driving. Jesus!  Maybe its just Jersey jews, but they are All awful drivers… What the fuck- It’s like they have one instructor who just doesn’t give a shit- maybe he lets them guess what they should be doing. I’m getting frustrated thinking about it: – I envision minivan after minivan stopping in the middle of the road without a blinker, going 10 miles under the speed limit (what is that), taking 6 years to pull far enough to the side for you to pass on the side, inching closer and closer into the intersection not looking in the right direction. Yeesh

Yield to pedestrians IN THE CROSS WALK! Get in the cross walk. this does not mean just walk in front of a car anywhere you like…….O.K CELL PHONE……Riding my bike down the road a car gets real close..oh no shit you have your cell phone plastered to your head! Thats ok I know the call is worth more then my life….”Hi can i help you sir/miss?”Oh im sorry you rude piece of shit finish your call………how about not being on your cell phone when  you walk up to my meat counter…..but thats ok ill give you the tough steak…..people are becoming so into them selves they forget all the little things in life…………ok i have to go hack something up:)

While driving up north on the GSP yesterday, I noticed a lot of erratic driving. As I proceeded further north I spotted an un-marked car speeding, switching lanes and cutting people off. This bozo could have caused several major accidents.  He really should have his license revoked, this is America and all who live here should be held accountable to the same set of laws.

I hate when someone cuts you off, and then you beep, and since you beeped at them they slam on their brakes to try to get you to hit them, and if you don’t, they drive slow for the rest of the time.

Why do people, particularly old people, insist on driving in the left lane on the highway? I’m apparently in a rush. I’m tailgaiting you and flashing my headlights for a reason. The speed limit is 65, so why are you doing 68 and people in the middle and right lanes are passing you? It’s because you’re a fucking ignorant old-assed tool who is going senile and is too afraid to change lanes. Take today, for example, I’m coming home from east bumfuck south jersey. On the way down there me and an audi played tag and i got to the hotel that I had to go to in roughly 20 minutes. I didn’t even go excessively fast. The way home, me and about 20 cars are stuck behind some old fuck in a cadillac sts doing 65. WTF?!?!? and of course the right lane is doing 60ish eventhough the speed limit is 65. Rad. The way home takes me about 45 minutes. I loooooooove wasting my saturday afternoons stuck behind old people. Its moments like these that I wish euthanasia was instated.

ok, have you ever pulled up at a light and some hot shot in like a 99 mustang pulls up next to you thinking he is all hot? well i know i have, see as there are ricers for imports, what do we have for crappy american cars that are “beefed” out. well we dont have one. all the time i see crappy old mustangs and firebirds (that either old guys (like 50+) or guys about 25 have) that are slower than a fat chick in a health food store. i mean ok, ricers do some things that are really un needed, but if your car is that changing color paint job, convertable and you dont have hair, you might want to go buy something else. and usually what truly burns my toast, is that these cars (9/10) are automatics! learn to drive a stick you puss! i mean yeah, some of these cars are done with taste, and some are extremely fast on a drag strip, but take them to a highly skilled track and any “ricer” will blow them away. Honestly, you just need to evulate facts, spent the money on the engine and don’t do the un needed crap to the outside, your whale tail or 20″ rims are not going to make you faster, step up and get a cold air intake, step up your turbo and put mean headers on it and then you wont need a fart can muffler where you sound like a go-kart.

Thanks

subaru all day =)

Number 10: When you are waiting for a parking spot and another driver cuts you off and takes the spot.

Number 09: When you are waiting for a spot and the person who is in the car adjusts their mirrors, puts on make-up, makes a phone call etc…

Number8:  When you are backing out of a spot and someone decides to back out at the same time, or walk behind your car.

Number7:  When you are trying to make a left onto two lane traffic and someone from the right lane of traffic wants to make a left, so they pull in front of your car so you will never be able to get out.

Number 6: When someone in the supermarket parking lot doesn’t feel like returning their shopping cart so instead when they pull out it goes flying into your car AND LEAVES A BIG DENT.

Number 5: When  the driver next to you at the red light tries to drag race with  you when the light turns green.

Number4: People that tailgate

Number3: People that keep changing lanes on the highway.

Number 2: People that cut you off and then slam on their brakes

Number 1:  When you’ve waited 10-20 minutes, or even worse, an hour  in traffic trying to merge into one lane and some SOB who didn’t wait in line  rides the accessory lane pulls up and cuts you off as you are about to get onto the main lane. ARGHHHH!!!!!

its clearly understandable to purchase a used import for one’s first car. many imports are relatively safe, cheap, and efficient; however, too many kids find it necessary to “rice” out their cars. for example, today im driving on a busy highway on my way home from work. the fastest you can go is about 50 mph because there is too much beach traffic. whatever i am in no rush. i was driving my parents car (a cadillac cts) because my dad wanted to use my car for the weekend. no problems i prefer his car. anyway, as the highway starts to clear out a bit i notice the blue hid headlights in my rearview mirror riding on my ass. some punk-ass seventeen-year old in a metallic blue honda prelude is thinking he is tough. as an aside, i like imports if they are “modded” with taste. give me an 800+ hp supra and im set for life. but when this asshole has an old prelude with rims, tail fin, and a bodykit that needs painting i want him to die. and then i dont know why he even wants to “race” me on a highway loaded with bored cops. at the next light he cuts someone off so me and him are head and head. sounding too much like my lawnmower, i can hear his fatboy muffler “put-put-putting” away. i can smell this tough guy’s black and mild cigars. i can hear his shitty rap music. fuck it, i hope i get a ticket, as long i fucking beat this faggot in my american made car ill die happy. i pop it into the sport mode and rev the engine with the breaks on to get some traction on the tires. fuck im not at a track i feel like im trying to impress him for no reason. i stop. the faggot in the prelude is lapping this shit up and jumps to neutral to rev it. im guessing its his attempt at intimidating me? whatever he can suck a dick. right before the light turns i jump on the breaks and revved upto like 2k rpms, light turns green, im off. im at about 60mph while this faggot is at my tail. looks like he is turbo’d. too bad fucking n/a rapes stage one turbo you duesche. by the time i hit 120 i got bus lengths on him. that faggot should be put to sleep. my rant is over

-the white man

you know what i hate! when you in some heated sex… im mean gnarley sex sesh and you just about to bust when your mom walks upstairs and says you name! and you have to run across the room to fund all your clothes cause your girl ripped em off and threw them

You know what else grinds my gears… all these people with these old beat up cars. like seriously if you drive a car older than 1995 than you really need to hit up autoshopper and get a newer car. i dont want to drive behind your asses with smoke coming from the exhaust and you just making another big excuse for people to ” GO GREEN “. Seriously we have been annoyed about going green for a while now but you know what? we will never be green. Your car plus our bad pollution will kill the earth regardless of what we do. And for all of those old cars that have grandmas or grandpas in it… Get out of my way before i really scare you with the rage i have on the road… old cars really fucking grinds my gears.

my bicycle  group is very careful on the roads.  I dont understand why all the big pick up trucks have to be on top of us when they pass.  We get plenty of room from  cars but for some reason pick ups are upset we are on their road and have to pass on top of us.  that being bad enough we also have to deal with their smoke as they seem to have to race engine. to full rpm as they pass.

‘Nuff said

Well,  it’s finally up!! I came up with the idea for  “ToVent”  a year ago,  and I purchased the domain name on April 29, 2008. I wanted to create a central site where people could complain.  One  year later,  look where we are!  ToVent.com was designed  to be the main complaint blog where people can complain ,  get  their frustrations out,  and be heard.  And it gets even better…other’s  can comment,  comiserate, and give advice.

Let’s face it, we all get mad or have something to get off our chest, and all we want is for someone to listen.  Feel free to rate the posts, vote for your favorite.  Each week, the writer of the vent  with the highest rating will receive a ToVent.com t-shirt.

Ok, start venting…

Peace,

Nick

P.S.   Since prom is about 2 weeks away, I thought I would vent…

Seriously, I’m trying to find a prom date because prom is about two weeks away. It’s probably the hardest thing to do if you don’t have a girlfriend. I’m trying to ask this girl and then her so called “friend, bf, who knows, weirdo”, is like leave her alone. I’m like man if she doesn’t want to announce that you’re her boyfriend, I guess she really doesn’t like you. Well, I’m going to have to look for a new one, I guess ill do what I did last year and get a prom date 6 days before prom. Well, I guess we’ll see what happens. A great quote to sum this up “It is wise to take your time than to pursue something that is half-cooked. Sometimes, waiting can mean the smartest decision you will ever make.” If this is true, I guess a better girl is waiting out there for me.