You know what I hate????? People that ask you to carpool, then they constantly change the times and dates around to suit themselves.  When you offer to get involved with others( for your benefit)  stick to the agreement. IT ‘S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU!!!!!!

I decided to surprise my girlfriend and take her ice skating in Central Park. What a mistake.  First off all, it was the coldest day of the year and windy as hell. Of  course she wanted to look cute and didn’t dress warm enough and she was freezing all day. Second, the fees were outrageous and they jacked them up because it was a “holiday” weekend, and lastly, it was super crowded and the ice had huge deep grooves in it which made skating difficult. What a waste of time and money! I would have been better off buying her something!

After Christmas, I went shopping with my friends .  I needed to get cologne for my boyfriend from Hollister. I waited for over thirty minutes in line and when It was my turn to check out  I was forty cents short due to the sales tax. So I asked the sales girl to wait and I would locate my friend in the store and get the money.  I found my friend in under one minute and went back to the sales girl to pay and she told me she already voided out the sale and if I wanted the cologne I would have to get back in line.  I said ” Are u Kidding, wait another 30 minutes?” I  then asked to speak to the manager, and explained the story to him and you would not believe what he said to me. He said ” You didn’t have the money for the item so you have to get back in line again.” I aske if he understood me and he said to get back in line???? Naturally, I left the cologne on the counter and went to Abecrombie and bought their men’s cologne for my boyfriend. And he loves it!  I will never shop at HOLLISTER IN MONMOUTH MALL again!!!!

What is it about the Christmas holiday season that has people believing that it is alright to just stop over for a visit, with out calling first?  Maybe I have plans already, or better yet,  maybe I don’t want to see you at all!  Especially if I am no longer dating YOU!!!

Yeah, its the Big Dogg back with a fatter buddha sack and im here to give you shmucks another one. MY face is burning like chlamydia. Did anyone ever think that perhaps they should put a big ass warning on hair removal bottles saying “THIS IS NOT SHAVING CREAM” Holy FUCK it feels like rubbing mineral ice on your balls. (ive done that too)

I can’t take it anymore.  If I see another adult male wearing a helmet while riding his bicycle I am gonna explode!  My god man go get a testosterone shot.  Live life on the edge.  You would think that before these helmets you were stepping over dead bodies every where. Come on.

Bank employees that discuss your personal banking business with other people. How dare you!!!!! You should be fired for that!!!!!

Chicks that go through your phone and read your texts  when your back is turned

What is up with you BlackBerry addicts? You walk around in your own world playing with your phone, ignoring  everyone & everything in your path. WTF? That’s just stupid & dangerous!

Make unflattering comments about an ex…..especially if what you are saying isn’t true!

I am so sick of “so-called-friends” that only call you when they need a favor.  Even worse they will pretend to do something for you or complement you when in reality they are setting you up to be used again. Do me a favor find a new “so-called-friend,” because my time is too precious to be wasted on you!!!!

I hate family members that drop over without calling first, or call and say they are around the corner and come over uninvited. Even worse they bring other’s with them to your home. And why is it that my house is always picture perfect except when they decide to show up unannounced?

Drunk texting!!!!!! You’ll be sorry in the morning!

let a friend crash at your place w/o a move out date…

Put a wet dog in your car

dont pass out with your shoes on

women that go after married men. Get your own man!

Scream out the “N” word while walking on Broadway in LB.  (im white)

Fart in the car with the windows up

I’m astonished every time I see someone crossing a street or parking lot while texting on their cell phone. 99% of the time they don’t even look up from their phone to make sure that the street is safe to cross. This is really a dangerous practice and if you are guilty of this, please do yourself a favor and pay attention when you are crossing the street.

I can’t believe it cost the state of California 4million dollars (in police salaries) to hold a public memorial for Michael Jackson, when they are currently paying their social service recipients with I.O.U.’s  What gives?  Should’nt the already mega wealthy Jackson family foot the bill? They will be the one’s ringing the register when they turn Neverland into the next Graceland. Maybe they should give the state of California an i.o.u. for the money until Neverland re-opens?

people who chew gum in public.  It is repulsive and disgusting. Do me a favor, put a piece of gum in your mouth and stand in front of a mirror while you are chewing. I am sure this will cure you of your habit. And remember chewing gum is not a substitute for brushing your teeth or  good oral hygiene.

alright. so this past week i spent my time around 150 sexy italian women. that get your attention? well now that i have it, i’m sorry but not all 150 were attractive, some were actually hideous to say the best. BUT there were a good amount who easily got my attention, they were gorgeous. okay. so i know what your probably thinking, “where is this vent going?” well, imagine having 3 of the most gorgeous foreign italian women wanting you to “teach” them about america and getting completely cock-blocked every single time you talk to them. that was basically my week, until today, friday. it was the last day i was going to be seeing them and this time i wasn’t going to let anyone stand in my way. as i am about to leave i see them staring at me, and approach them. some people tried keeping me from doing my thing but i wasn’t going to let that happen. so it turns out to be a happy ending and i cop all three of their numbers and am now know as the “International PIMP”. love it.

On Saturday night  my boyfriend and I drove over to the Light House to  get ices. There were three lines and each one was pretty long, but the people waited patiently.  We were two people away from ordering when two cars full of people  show up and go to the people in the front of our line and ask them to order for them. Can you believe this?  Not only was this incredibly rude, the line cutters took their time and some couldn’t decide what they wanted. We already waited a good 20 minutes and now had to wait for all these people to order. It’s not right. The next time I see this happening, and I am sure that it will happen again, I am going to make them wait in line like everyone else!

Yo, steroid kings and beauty queens, I already told you the Gym is for working out, it is now a pick-up joint!  If you want to hook-up go to Avenue.