why does a girl have to say your cute and nice,hook up with you, just to find out your 1 of 30 guys shes getting with

You try your hardest to make someone else happy. You toss your defenses down- let yourself love after years of past heartaches- and really try. They take you for granted after a month or two- but whenever you try and bring up what’s wrong they flip it around and make you feel like everything going wrong is YOUR fault. :\ so whatever you try and do- to make things okay- it blows up  your in your face. the worst feeling in the world is loving someone so much and feeling like that person is just using you ><

I hate when your girlfriend is scared for you to transfer, and trys to convince you not to go.

I am sick and tired of you plastic “Barbie Dolls” that only want to go out with rich “Ken Dolls.”  If I approach you in a bar, when you are out with your friends looking for a new meal ticket and  you are not interested in hooking-up with me, tell me before I spend my money on you!

i cant stand teases! i went out with a girl tonight and went to her house when no one was home and she wasn’t down for anything! she invites me over and talks to me all the time and then teases me for an hour and a half while we watch freekin’ gossip girl. wow. men against teases unite!

Why do girlfriends have to make their boyfriends jealous? I understand it makes you feel better and reassures you that we like you, but in the end when your single, think about what you did.

So Ive been going out with this girl for a while. Anyway we both went to different college. Ive been suspicious of her recently that somethings been up. I decided to go surprise her at college and visit her because I haven’t seen her in a while, and our schools are like 2 hours apart. Anyway, although she tells me shes been good, I caught her hooking up with another guy. Instead of being the jerk off who cares, I just left and won’t answer any of her phone calls anymore. Fuck that bitch!!!

i hate it when you text someone a really long message thats important and all they say in response is “K”.

i hate when you text someone and they just sraight up ignore it

im sorry but trying to find a girl thats good at giving handjobs is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. girls seem to forget the property of “friction” also. suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone

Girlfriends. They cause so much concern, especially if you really like them. Worst of all is when your at college, and they’re not with you. You always have to worry they’re not doing anything wrong. It’s so annoying. P.S. for future college students, go to school single.

hey straight guy, why are you wearing a fedora, messenger bag, and blazer with jeans and chuck taylors? you really gotta knock it off man, you’re gayin up my city.

I hate ugly ass girls who aren’t hot or even remotely attractive that act like they are hot.. Your friend is hot, not you. That doesn’t give you the right to act like anyone wants to get with you. Hot by association doesn’t exist, no matter how much you want it to.

So I took the girl i’m trying to impress, to The U2 concert last weekend,  and guess what ???????today she acts like she doesn’t know me???? Are you kidding????? FU!!!  BTCH!!!

you know what i hate….when a girl asks u to drive her to the mall….thats bad enough that you have to drive her follow her around and carry her bags….then when it comes time to pay ….she gives u the eyes….wtf do i look like a sugardaddy????

why can some girl just grab my dick at her pleasure but you try to grab some girls ass and she freaks out. it all comes out in the wash ladies, let it go

i hate how girls expect you to remember anniversaries…

fuck all the line cutters. i do it too. but when it happens to you, its different. some girl jumped me today by using the “hey whats up line” to her friend that was standing in front of me. fuck that, we all know what you’re doing. might as well turn around and say “hey im cutting you”

On my way to math class today I see this really attractive girl, who is wearing a really slutty outfit. I notice her boobs are sticking out, and I start to look. She walks by me and says, “What is your problem” and then walks away. I wanted to be like babe, maybe if you hide those melons a little better I wont stare.

You know what i hate…..girls that date you for  a free dinner, aka ‘dinner whores’ there is nothing more to be said……..

I’m standing around a keg with a bunch of other people and this girl pushes/bitches her way over and tries to force the beer into her own cup. Of course the others, who had patiently waited their beverage, weren’t about to let that happen so they stopped her from continuing to which she responded to by throwing a fit and showing off her colorful vocabulary. She told us to all fuck ourselves and knocked someone else’s cup out of their hands. Seriously, just because you’re a bitch and were called out means you can take it out on someone else? Chill the fuck out and wait like everyone else in line, I absolutely hate bitches who bitch and moan and think they can do whatever they want like that just because they got boobs.

Since when did girls start using dogs as accessories? Its just wrong! Think about the dog…hes not having fun sitting in your little bag all dressed up…what are you doing? let him live a dog life. It might  be a way that guys start a conversation with you, but the dog is freaking out all afraid with everyone around him…I saw a dog in a bag today in the mall who was shaking

Why do girlfriends have to like try to make you jealous when they meet a new guy…like seriously. She starts the text with i made a new friend, then you ask where hes from(You know its a guy because shes giving weird answers) she takes 20 minutes to respond, and says IDK, then you ask his name she tells you, then later after like 30 min of waiting she tells you where hes from. A little sketchy huh??

I hate it when you go to a club and your dancing with a girl who your just starting to get to know and your dancing….shes getting really into and I try to hook up with her and she like I have a boyfriend. Seriously? I was like F this

Jealous people!!! Especially women who want what you have!!!