We rolled up to a party last night about 15 deep, and we were all having a good time until the one girl started acting really drunk. This bitch only had 3 shots, so I was like either your an ultra light weight, or your just trying to be cool. We all knew she was trying to be cool, so she isn’t chillen with us anymore.

So a week ago my friend told me to go to this highlighter party. I’ve never been to one so i decide to go. I get all dressed up and put a brand new Ralph Lauren button down, and a pair of Rocking Republic jeans and decide to go. I get there a little drunk and it seems so sweet, black lights and hott girl all over. I go home and the next morning I look at my new clothes , they’re fucking ruined. These stupid girls fucked up all my clothes. I hate highlighter party’s!!!

I’m at this party and I’m pretty wasted, but I am talking to this slamming girl (Slamming when i’m sober, not just drunk). Me and this slamming girl are talking, and shes like “why don’t we go back to your room to watch a movie” When she said that to me I almost passed out because I was so happy. Anyway long story short, the kid I’m with starts puking at the party, so I end up taking care of my friend, and not having the girl come over. Worst of all I don’t even have her number

I’m standing around a keg with a bunch of other people and this girl pushes/bitches her way over and tries to force the beer into her own cup. Of course the others, who had patiently waited their beverage, weren’t about to let that happen so they stopped her from continuing to which she responded to by throwing a fit and showing off her colorful vocabulary. She told us to all fuck ourselves and knocked someone else’s cup out of their hands. Seriously, just because you’re a bitch and were called out means you can take it out on someone else? Chill the fuck out and wait like everyone else in line, I absolutely hate bitches who bitch and moan and think they can do whatever they want like that just because they got boobs.

You know what I hate? When you go to a party and get drunk and then meet a supposedly hot blond who has a even hotter accent, but then you see her the next day and say, “what the fuck was I thinking??” (direct quote) Thank God she had to leave the party before I could hook up with her because that would not have been fun waking up next to her

Keg lines at parties suck for everyone. If you are a guy, you get cast aside all night because the kid usually working the tap is a guy. He is obviously going to fill up a girl’s cup way before yours. You have no chance in hell of getting in and out of there if you are a male. I have seen boys waiting on that line for a half hour or more. So not worth it! If you are a girl, you have a little bit more advantage. Sure, you can get to the front of the line a little quicker, but there are always those jerks who are three times the size of you who care about beer more than manners. They will push you aside without even thinking twice about it. So you end up waiting longer or having beer down the front of your shirt. Even worse, the keg is done before everyone even got one cup. The lines aren’t even lines! They are clumps of people shoving cups in the (for lack of a better term) tap-kid’s face. So basically, Keg Lines are an awful experience for everyone. But on most occasions worth it.

Being kicked out of  a house party, because the jerk who is hosting decides he likes the girl I’m with…..And she stayed…..not cool!

What is up with girls ? I get to college and meet some girls at a party and the next day they recite my entire life when I see them. One of them told me that they checked out my fb page and saw that I have a gf back home. They knew more about me and my life than my friends do. WTF???????

why do girls think they look good when acting beligerantly drunk at parties? i doubt you have had more than a shot. theres no need to make sure your beer & cigarette are in every facebook picture..its pathetic if you think that is going to make guys look at you.  burn please

You know what I hate….when your so called friends  hung and drank at your place all summer and then you find out one of them is having a ‘theme’ party and you weren’t invited. This blows!

This is in reference to “Joe’s” party and receiving two tickets for loud music and underage drinking. Indeed, it was ten days and for the most part it was bumping, and the last night for the big hoorah perhaps, we have pushed our luck to the tipping point. I think it was passed two am that the cops came but i can testify that the music could be easily heard from the street. Now for those who were not at the party or do not know “Joe” his house is in very close proximity to other houses. Now i did not see joe invite any neighbors to his rager party and possibly if he invited all his neighbors and had a bloc party this shit would’ve never happened!!!!!! just food for thought.

As from the famous movie The Pineapple Express “FucK THE POLICE!”.. my friend had an amazing 10 days of parties and let me tell you they were some pretty sick parties. well last night at 2 a.m. while the music was bumpin, the police showed up and busted the party leaving my friend joe with two tickets for serving to minors and loud music.. wtf can’t people just suck it up and let kids have a fun time these day?! fuck the police and the law.

you know what i hate when your at a party and these two asshole come and fuck every things up. everything was going good until the end of the night me and some of my other friend got into an argument over some stupid shit so they leave. after they left we went into the basement and found out that they poured bleach all over the kids cloths. then they took a girls phone put it in water and put it in the freezer. what a bunch of fagots one of the kids are lucky he went to arizona……………fagot

wanna know what i hate? when my car reeeks of MJ after smokin it. like why can’t i just drive w. my windows open and it all be okay? .. also — why are ciggs SO bad for you? like… why do ppl get turned off if you smoke ciggs but a joint is equalled to 5 ciggs. like… WHO THE FUCK CARES. like whatever. sex drugs and alcohol… we are all growing up just way too fast. i need a ciggarette. i need to stop. im stressed. this sucks.

i hate how i get the munchies when im drunk and shit … and it sucks because i get drunk like every weekend. hahha sorry i had to just put that out there. dont you wish that food didn’t have calories. dieting –> tomorrow. NOW