this girl texted me today saying ‘i wish you and john were still together. i’m going to prom with one of his friends’. he dumped me like a month ago because he’s moving. but he didnt tell me that, i found out from one of his friends the next day. she used to be my best friend and stopped talking to me cause of him and we barely talk now. like i was so upset about him and how stupid can you be? like how would she feel if i said that about the guy who broke her heart. and shes only saying that because me & him were going to go to prom together and she doesn’t like going places where she doesn’t know anybody. she’s so stupd.

So recently someone I know has publicized a view that ToVent.com users are “whinny pussies.”
Let me tell you a little bit about this kid and you tell me who the little bitch is here.

Ok , so this kid, lets call him Dick. Dick is a short kid who thinks he’s big. He plays baseball and thinks he’s the shit. At any given moment you’re likely to hear the word “skoal!” being grunted by this kid in a way that he clearly thinks makes him look like the coolest kid in the world. This happens with him and most of his other baseball butt-buddies. DIck’s idea of a good time is to go out and pound back some beers, smoke a pack of cigarettes, and run around trying to make people think he’s someone they should give a shit about. He also shows up to soccer games for his school with a bears mug and thinks it’s the greatest thing ever. The schools mascot is the colt and your not fucking Mike Ditka you jackass. Long story short, he’s the kid that thinks everything he does is something that makes him the coolest kid in the fucking world.

Oh and he called out tovent.com users on facebook. What kind of bitch starts shit on Facebook?

Long story short this kids a bitch and i just needed to vent about him. haha.

So my two best friends from high school and I are in charge of planning our 20th high school reunion and all of the details are falling into place but there is just one problem,  although many of us are married or are in long term relationships  some are not.  Even though I am one of the married ones I don’t want to bring my husband to the reunion with me.  My friends who are also married think that I am wrong not to bring my husband. What’s the point of a reunion if not to reunite with people from your past who you shared a very important part of your life with? I for one do not have any interest in meeting someone’s spouse or significant other I just want to spend a few short hours in the company of my old classmates. Why doesn’t anyone else get it????

I hate it so much when

1. people who aren’t good looking think they’re the shit and wear makeup and heels and strut around with their ugly friends

2. people get offended, stay mad at you after you have sincerely apologized about the situation, then tell the whole community what you’ve “done”.  keep people out of it!

3. people love you a lot, and show affection when you see them, but after that seems to disappear, doesn’t return your messages, then suddenly pops up again after a long time, saying “i miss you, why didn’t you talk to me?” i mean… ?!?!

sorry i just had to vent.  had a bad day and need a break.

So the other day I was driving home from the beach and my gf was in the car. She needed to get home fast because she had to go dress shopping with her sister for prom. I was on the parkway, and I’ll admit i was sorta racing my friend, i have a radar detector so no worries right? So all is well, i get home fast and everything was fine and then my mother calls me. Apparently a car on the parkway called in me and my friends plates because we were “DRAG RACING”. The reason she knows this is because our family friend( a state trooper) got the call and when he looked up the plate on his cpu, my name came up. Luckily i had a man inside but honestly, is that necessary? It wasn’t like i was causing harm to anyone and i drive very carefully, fast, but careful. Im just pissed because i used my one time get out of jail free card on an afternoon drive.

i hate when im about to belt out in a song….and then like i realize that im in the car by myself and im at a red light with a nice mini van in front of me…with possibly 5 children piled in the backseat…just staring at me. so then … i have to lower the volume cause i look like an idiot singing to a song by myself.  

LOL. The abbreviated form of laughing out loud. Like how did this word ever become so massly spread lol. Not only is it just gay but when people use it almsot all the time there not truly laughing out loud either. Every once and a while i find myself talking to a person on aim and on the phone at the same time. And they type lol. But on the phone i heard absolutely no laughing. Like what fuck. So i call them out and am like “you fucken liar”. And they are like “what are you talking about?” And i reply “u didnt really laugh out loud” and they just think i’m weird for pointing that out. If you say lol atleast have the courtesy to  fake  laughing out loud even a simple chuckle would suffice.

Well If i had to  recreate the event of how “lol” was first used it would probably go something like this.

Nerd 1:”Yo  i was on everquest and my fucking lvl 1 dark elf with superior elk armor just jizz blastoed some noob ass ork bitch with full steel armor” 

Nerd 2:”lol”

Nerd 1:”wtf is lol Nerd 2?”

Nerd 2:”i couldn’t use my left hand to type cuz i was fondling my balls so i just wrote lol for short in replacement for  ”laughing out loud” which was the action i was performing in reaction to ur first message Nerd 1.”

Nerd 1: You know what that is a good idea Nerd 2 “lol” is so much more convenient to type then having to explain that your laughing out loud to the person your talking too. lolzz.”

You know what’s scarier though,  it’s that there are people worse then lolers. You must be thinking to yourself what could possibly worse then lolers? Women with stanky vajayjays?  No my friend even worse they are roflers and lmaoers. Like lolers are pretty gay but these guys are like officer rank gay. Is it even possible to roll on the floor, laugh, and type at the same time i think not, and if you could you are fucking talented. And i dont’ know abut your ass but  as much as id like it to my ass definitely doesn’t make noises similar to laughs.

I’ll stick to the traditional “hahaha”

i hate when i come home from school and im in a good mood. and my mom decides to ruin it. she claims shes in a good mood, but how can she be when since the second ive been home all shes done is yell at me? i try not to talk back to her and just walk away, but then i get yelled at even more for walking away while shes speaking to me. theres really know way to win when you clearly know you’re the one who’s right. then she decides to threaten me that if i do or say something shes going to take my phone away and of course it gets taken away for something i dont even remember doing. haha the next thing is my lap top. hell no is she taking that. but in the end i take my phone back and  just suck up and pretend it will never happen again ( good thing i dont know what i did in the first place)

Okay so prom is in 2 days. The past week my table out of nowhere decides to get in with a bunch of kids to go rent a condominum in seaside. First of all why the fuck seaside who came up with this fucken retarted tradition. What’s wrong with a house party? But i mean i can deal with that i gues it’s still its a place to party. But then all of a sudden they tell me its like 400 bucks. Okay 400 bucks in exchange to go to  a house for one night and party in a place that is fucken 2 blocks away from the police station. Thanks but no fucken thanks i think i rather gargle my own balls. 

We are talking about 400 bucks in the middle of a fucken recession.

With that much moeny i could buy off a sexy prostitute.

I’m thinking to myself no one is gonna wanna do this. Wrong. In fact they have kids lining up ready to give handjobs to get in and they got over 40 kids and they collectively have over 10000 bucks.

With that much money i could pay off jenna jameson to give my whole senior class blow jobs.

But Rich kid they have so much cash they don’t give a fuck. So fuck seaside fuck prom and fuck rich kids.

I can’t stand people who take the time to useleslly comment youtube videos. If you enjoyed the video, simply rate it 5 stars. If you didn’t then 1 star. Its very simple, yet ignoramuses feel the need to express their displeasure with the freaking video. Here’s an idea, when you think of something to say that you think makes coherent sense, take a step back, and reevaluate what you are going to say. If you feel the need to use CAPS, or type “lolz”, or, God Forbid, something completely off topic and argumentative…don’t fucking say it. You cannot not formulate a legitimate argument if youz typez with Zs…lolzzz. So people of the world, I beg you, don’t uselessly comment youtube videos or i will find you, and punch you repeatedly in your respective reproductive organs so that you cannot create more LOLtards. God Speed.

i hate when i have fkn 405939303 trillion things to do for hw.. and ofcourse we dont have hw we also have a research paper due on the same day as a final that i didnt even look at yet.. this all takes place friday.. i hate school i cant wait to get out and make sand angels on the beach!!!!!

I’m sure that a lot of other ladies can relate to this post (or gentlemen, if you get manicures).

It’s no surprise that many nail salons are foreign-owned and run. The Vietnamese have literally nailed down the U.S. manicure business. Anyhow, I recently visited a local salon for a manicure. The folks inside were all Vietnamese. Now, you must understand that I’m not xenophobic (afraid of foreigners). I’m an anthropology major; I appreciate diversity. However, I most certainly do not like it when they speak in their native tongue in front of me—especially when they’re obviously talking about me! The Vietnamese woman who was working on my nails was holding a conversation with a Vietnamese man across the room; their conversation escalated into an argument. I found myself in the middle of a Vietnamese shouting match. How am I supposed to understand what they’re talking about? It makes me feel uncomfortable; if they’re speaking in the own language, they clearly have something to hide from the customers.. There is something they do not want us to hear. It makes the situation awkward. I would go to another establishment, but they’re ALL from Vietnam. Help!

Yesterday I went to Applebees with my boyfriend to get some some appetizers and drinks.  I know that the place isn’t a fine dining establishment, but the service was terrible.  I’ve been a waitress before and I know it can get hectic, but yesterday’s service was a joke.  We waited forever to get refills on drinks, our quesadillas didn’t come with salsa (which we also had to wait forever for) and it took us 20 minutes to get the check.  The point of a restaurant it to turn tables as quickly as possible, so there’s no reason why the waitress should have waited so long to get us out of there.  In fact, she admitted that she completely forgot about us!  The worst part was that she kept making excuses for her bad service, such as “I had a big group come in who ordered a bunch of complicated drinks”, as if it would make the situation better.  I think waitstaff at restaurants should understand that they’re working for TIPS and need to EARN them.

I hate fucking Dallas fans, Eagle fans, Redskins fans, and Redsocks fans. They all are fucking doushe bags and there team sucks. The Giants and the Yankees are the best fucking teams ever. If you don’t like them you can take a dick casue your officialy a pussy bitch.

Im tired of the devils giving up stupid fkn goals at the end of the game. The game was basically over, there was 1:20 left on the clock and the devils couldn’t get it out of their zone. Marty had an opportunity to stop play and get fresh people out but he fkn didnt he would rather try to waste more time as his teammates were tired. After that about 8 seconds later Carolina scored  making the score tied up at 3 with about a minute left. I thought to myself okay we’ll just end the period strong and make it into over time BUT NO! Eric staal comes out the next shift and scores with 33.7 seconds left on the clock. It was an embarrassment!!!! Everyone basically left the stadium in dead silence. The streets of newark were dead silent, you could of heard a gun shot from 4 blocks away. When I got up from my seat leaving the rink, I throw their dumb ass playoff towel in the garbage!!!! THANKS FOR RUINING MY FKN NIGHT!

The Devils fucking suck. they blow a 1 goal lead with fucking 1:20 to go. Than get scored on again with 30 seconds left to lose, good fucking job. What a waist of having playoff tickets

why? it was 3 games to 1. why? ;(

I FUCKING HATE THE WASHINGTON CAPITALS I HOPE THEY ALL FUCKING CRASH ON A BUS AND OVECHKIN IS THE FIRST ONE TO GO FUCKING PUSSIES

Soo I had this sweet Proton Power, which was my perfect head. I was messing around with my friend, and hes like let me use it for a face off. Me being the nice kid I am, let him use it, and before I gave it to him he told me, I have a brand new Proton Power at my house, and if this breaks, I will give it to you. We do a few face offs, and then he broke my Proton Power, and the best is, he wouldn’t give me his new one. I asked the kid for 2 months for a stick, and I finally agree to take an Og Evo instead, which I was satisfied with. I go out side to have a catch with it, and on the second throw it broke, I was like WTF??  So anyway, I get a hold of this mystery face off kid, and he doesn’t feel like he owes me another head. DUDE IS HE SERIOUS!!!

Everyone in the world, weather they will admit it or not has or is going to try marijuana in their life time at least once. I personally love the stuff, if I could I would breath it insted of air. Legalize weed, and make the world a better place. Go right now and smoke some herb and fly away.

I hate it when the person that you’re beating on doesn’t take it like a man. I mean come on, take it it will only make you stronger. If you’re going to be a bitch about it, fight back. Other wise take it!

i hate how parents distrust you without having any reason too, they just assume you are out doing something bad, even though you are just hanging out with friends?

dont you hate it when people are sooo attached to the internet they need to find an open forum to get rid of their feelings?

what faggots….