You know what I hate…. I hate when you go to your boyfriends house and use his bathroom to pee, and the toilet won’t flush.

Can you believe that Ruth Madoff is now claiming she too was a victim of her husband’s Ponzi scheme.  She said she was also betrayed, and all the while living in the lap of luxury she had no idea what was going on.   Yeah, right! Then why did you withdraw millions from the bank the day your husband was arrested?

wannabes…..you’re not all that you think you are!

i hate taking the blame for a friend, and being grounded ,while he’s out enjoying life

employees that call in sick on nice beach days….

Guys that say they are going to call, and don’t…rant over

My friend and I had reservations to go to this new bistro in Keyport for dinner.  On the way to  the restaurant my friend asked if I would like to check out a new wine bar  about ten minutes south of the restaurant, and I said “fine.”  We were enjoying our wine and talking with the owner of the wine bar when we realized it was getting late, so my friend called the restaurant to change the time of our reservation.  We finished our wine and headed over to the restaurant, but we arrive at 9:53pm instead of 9:30pm.  When we walked in the hostess said “we’re closing you’re too late. ” We apologized and explained why we were late and asked to be seated for dinner. She said ” I have to ask the owner. ”  She asked the owner/chef if we could be seated for dinner and he said, “No” it was close to 10:00pm and he wanted to leave.  Stunned, we left . Thankfully were welcomed at a great fish restuarant in Highlands and had a fabulous dinner.  But, could you believe in this recession a chef/owner of a new bistro would turn away diners? Can’t be good for business!

My girlfriend’s mother is so gdam annoying! Everytime I am over her house  she follows us around and tries to have conversations w/ us  and we like try to go to another room and then she follows us.  She is always talking about our future, when we all know that “we DO NOT have a future”. She will even answer my text if my gf is like in the shower or something…I mean like…get a life!

I hate dating men who are late for a date. Especially the one’s that don’t  offer an excuse or apology.

I was really sad when  I learned of Michael Jackson’s death. No matter what your opinion was of him or whether or not you believed he was a child molester or victim, you have to acknowledge the body of work and accomplishments of this talented man. He provided the sound track to my youth and I was anxious to see what he was going to do next. Shame on the greedy opportunists that surrounded him in his last days and didn’t get him the necessary help. God bless his children!

alright. so this past week i spent my time around 150 sexy italian women. that get your attention? well now that i have it, i’m sorry but not all 150 were attractive, some were actually hideous to say the best. BUT there were a good amount who easily got my attention, they were gorgeous. okay. so i know what your probably thinking, “where is this vent going?” well, imagine having 3 of the most gorgeous foreign italian women wanting you to “teach” them about america and getting completely cock-blocked every single time you talk to them. that was basically my week, until today, friday. it was the last day i was going to be seeing them and this time i wasn’t going to let anyone stand in my way. as i am about to leave i see them staring at me, and approach them. some people tried keeping me from doing my thing but i wasn’t going to let that happen. so it turns out to be a happy ending and i cop all three of their numbers and am now know as the “International PIMP”. love it.

I can’t stand my sister in-law. She is always minding my business and asking me personal questions, and if I don’t answer her, she will ask my husband (her brother.)Whenever I tell her something in confidence, she goes back and tells my mother-in-law. She is always right and I ‘m always wrong and she is always trying to tell me how to raise my children and keep my house. It has gotten so bad that I want to move my family out of state.

Another cloudy weekend at the Jersey Shore…no customers in the store….no money…this blows

people in the 19th century, i mean why can’t these people get with the freaking program. it’s called an automobile folks, its much faster than a horse. Also, nobody’s come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like thirty years. Ya know? I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, “Ah, I can’t eat it. It’s forbidden.” Couldn’t eat it. Not allowed, pigs are like superheroes to them. Is it perfect? No, but I, I don’t see you coming up with anything. And that people is what grinds my gears.

I just graduated and started as a cashier at a very busy bank.  The bank has me working the drive-thru at peak hours and I’m a little slow because I don’t want to make a mistake. The customers get nasty with me and cop an attitude because I’m not fast enough. It’s not my fault the bank  puts my on drive-thur  during rush. GIVE ME A BREAK!!! Show a little respect, everyone has to start somewhere.

You know what I hate… I hate when your with a girl and she has extremely annoying friends.

I just found out that my bf has been seeing someone else since Memorial Day. Nice, huh? What to do now? Problem is i still like him.

I went to my friends graduation party and someone at the party stole my cell phone. The thing I don’t get is everyone at the party knows each other so if  you have my phone someone is going to see it,  so what are you going to do with it? Just give it back!

I hate this weather & the way it makes my hair frizz up. Where is the sun????

Yesterday was my 18th birthday and my brother and I were going for a drive through Seabright. There was a whole line of cars in front of me and the car in front of me stopped short which caused me to stop short, but the girl behind me ended up hitting me. We pull over to the side of the road and the girl goes, “I’m so sorry I wasn’t looking!” Well first of all if you’re driving I’m pretty sure you should be paying attention to the road. So now that this dumb girl hit me for not looking at the road my insurance is going to go up. GOOD 18TH BIRTHDAY!

i cant stand the fact that my dogs shed, like seriously i dont want their hair all over my shit, its gross!

I can’t belive I graduate today, and I have to go to school tomorrow for a half day, WTF??? This sucks!!!!

My parents want me to get a job, but I can’t find one. They told me that they won’t be able to give me spending money this summer. What am I supposed to do?

This idiot at  school signed my yearbook and wrote over my picture. I couldn’t believe he would do something so stupid. He ruined my yearbook.

i hate the rain because it keeps on canceling my freaking baseball games.