Hey hoes clean up the damn microwave. how do you not understand how to microwave something? like honestly open the little door put your shit in and press a button. if somehow you are too challenged to even do that much and it gets on the inside of the thing you should fing clean it up cause no one wants to attempt to make popcorn in a box splattered with hot sauce. nasty.

the fact that my best friend is six hours awayyy and i wanna visit but it costs so much to take an amtrak =[

Men who prolong engagements. What is that all about?  Reserving someone in case no one better  comes along?

Make unflattering comments about an ex…..especially if what you are saying isn’t true!

Yo mom and dad,  i’ve been away at school for over a week now and i am still alive, so i think we can dispense with the daily e-mails and phone calls! Get a life smother the others!!!

What is up with girls ? I get to college and meet some girls at a party and the next day they recite my entire life when I see them. One of them told me that they checked out my fb page and saw that I have a gf back home. They knew more about me and my life than my friends do. WTF???????

why do girls think they look good when acting beligerantly drunk at parties? i doubt you have had more than a shot. theres no need to make sure your beer & cigarette are in every facebook picture..its pathetic if you think that is going to make guys look at you.  burn please

why must you leave your toothpaste spit in the sink? lets be civilized please. no one wants to look at your mouth germs while washing their hands. clean that shit up

why can you not dpuble punch on weekends at jmu?. there are starving children in hanson hall. not cool, not cool at all

I hate how guys are randomly deciding to be obsessed w girls now that we are in college..what happened to high school when no one wanted to be “committed”?  like i really love how you can meet someone once and they think theyre in love with you (cough trey&kyle cough). its fucking annoying that you like stalk me & talk to people idk about me. last thing i want is anything with you soo hop off my dick please. k thanks!

roomate: i hate when stupid ex boyfriends go psycho & judge you based on your facebook pictures when you have deleted them as a friend multiple times. get a lifee!

You know what I hate?  Being pared-up with a college roommate who I have absolutely nothing in common with or would ever choose to hang out with.  It’s going to be a very looooooooooong year!  I think this website needs a new category called ‘ROOMMATES.’

I hate friends and family that swoop down like vultures after someone dies. A good rule of thumb is: If they wanted you to have it they would have left it to you in their will.  Don’t you know it’s bad karma to take what doesn’t belong to you?

when you care about someone and they don’t care about you nearly as much =/

People that sell shit that doesn’t belong to them. Who the fuck are you to sell my shit and then lie about it? Remember what goes around comes around!!

Sleazy salesmen. They will tell you anything just to make a sale , and some of their misinformation can cause serious problems.

You know what I hate….when your so called friends  hung and drank at your place all summer and then you find out one of them is having a ‘theme’ party and you weren’t invited. This blows!

What’s up w/ the price of Blink/Weezer lawn seats at PNC ??? Com’on man why rip-off the fan’s???? They totally over built the place  so you can’t really see they bands, you can only hear them. We’re in a recession, give us a break, at least on the food & beverages!!!

you know what I hate when your school rips you off with the price of books. My college is costing 50,000 and on top of this they add all these stupid extras for example orientation fee, car on campus fee, and worst of all THE DREADED BOOK BILL. Not only am I paying 50,000 for college I have to pay another $1,300 for books, where is all the other money going??? This is soo messed up!!!

This is in reference to “Joe’s” party and receiving two tickets for loud music and underage drinking. Indeed, it was ten days and for the most part it was bumping, and the last night for the big hoorah perhaps, we have pushed our luck to the tipping point. I think it was passed two am that the cops came but i can testify that the music could be easily heard from the street. Now for those who were not at the party or do not know “Joe” his house is in very close proximity to other houses. Now i did not see joe invite any neighbors to his rager party and possibly if he invited all his neighbors and had a bloc party this shit would’ve never happened!!!!!! just food for thought.

I cant stand it when i am in a food store and they have a sign up that say 2 for $7.00. Then when you go to pay, it comes up as 4.99 a peice. wtf? Then you tell the lady about the sign and she gives you a confused look. She calls and asks for help and you wind up waiting there forever just to save your 2 bucks. Why does a sale have to be so complicated why cant they just get it right in the first place.

As from the famous movie The Pineapple Express “FucK THE POLICE!”.. my friend had an amazing 10 days of parties and let me tell you they were some pretty sick parties. well last night at 2 a.m. while the music was bumpin, the police showed up and busted the party leaving my friend joe with two tickets for serving to minors and loud music.. wtf can’t people just suck it up and let kids have a fun time these day?! fuck the police and the law.

First of all, you’re a cleaning lady.  Something went seriously wrong in your life that you have to resort to cleaning up after someone else.  With that said, I’m living at a hotel this summer and have cleaning ladies clean my room once a week.  Strangely enough, these illiterate, illegal women seem to think they are too good enough to clean up after the clients.  Was there something unclear in the job description? “Scrub toilets, vacuum, make bed, change towels”- but then again they can’t read, so I guess that’s what went wrong there.  I’m traveling, and constantly have multiple suitcases and assortments of clothes and other belongings on my bed while packing- and if there’s- god forbid- one suitcase on my bed, they refuse to clean my room because they won’t remove the suitcase to make the bed- so let’s just boycott the entire room (because that makes a lot of sense, leave it to a cleaning lady to have reason).  I’ve been left without toilet paper and towels before- and some other clients have found USED condoms (not their own, mind you) in their sheets on various occasions- evidently they don’t change the sheets- gross.  Bottom line- if you’re a cleaning lady and you can’t do your job right, what can you do- really?

You know what I hate….when my mother asks a friend to let her see my facebook page.  If I wanted you to see it I would have shown it to you myself!

Having to leave all of my friends, family & pets behind because I am going off to college  far from home.