I hate how when you go to Verizon with a phone problem it takes over an hour to get your phone replaced or activated. This is so fucked up, either get more people working for you, or get better phones that stop fucking breaking. I’m soo done, I can’t wait till my contract expires and I can go to AT&T

So i was laying in bed this morning feeling lazy and i thought i’d be productive and rub one out. feel me? started browsing some jap porn and man am i disappointed. First off there is always so much hair around the snatch that the dude has to pull the hair back to even see it. You could make braids with japanese pubes. Second why is half of japanese porn censored? kinda defeats the purpose in my mind.

Join the Big Dogg and Reform the Japanese Porn Industry

I decided to do some shopping today (no homo) because I’ve never experienced the madness that is black friday.  Turns out, black friday sucks ass.  I couldn’t find a parking spot at Walmart and when I finally got into the store, nothing was left and there were a million other people there fighting to the death over the last ipod.  Its probably the worst day to do shopping out of the whole year, but still people (lots of mexicans and coloreds) go out to all the stores.  I was very disappointed and thought I’d vent about it.
you’re welcome

Ok i can understand if you step on my toe once, but WTF!!! You end up doing it 5 times, like I don’t understand how you are that stupid to step on my toe over and over. Just get away from me, all you do is cause my pain.

“Oh man its thanksgiving, YAY THAT MEANS CHRISTMAS IS AROUND THE CORNER!”
“Thanksgiving is ok, but i cant WAIT TILL CHRISTMAS!”
We’ve all heard it, thanksgiving is upon us and people cant seem to shut the fuck up about christmas.  Dont get me wrong i love christmas too, but thanksgiving is such a better holiday.  You eat good food, drink beer, watch football, talk with your family about people you hate, and theres no fucking hassle of getting gifts.  People think thanksgiving is a botch holiday cause it doesnt involve searching for fucking hidden eggs or waiting for a jolly old pervert to come down your chimney.  Fuck that thanksgiving is the best holiday, who gives a shit about gifts.  I think people underestimate how great of a holiday thanksgiving is because they’ve been brainwashed into thinking christmas is so great because you give out gifts.  Who gives a shit, make your own money and buy your own shit you cheap fucks.
“But 10deep, there’s more community involved in christmas, its more about being together.  Thanksgiving is just about indians and white people coming together after they were done burning eachother!”
You know what? You’re wrong theres nothing more about community than slaughtering a few defenseless animals and celebrating the union of NATIVE AMERICANS (political correctness) and white people is awesome because we still have this union today when white people waste their money at casinos.
YAY THANKSGIVING!

I hate those college kids who think they’re owed some sort of special treatment from their professors just because they’re paying money to go to school.  I happen to be a college professor and I didn’t go through all those years of schooling to listen to some punk-ass, self absorbed college douche bag bitch about his imagined sense of entitlement.  I’m a PhD goddammit, I ain’t have to take shit off nobody. Yo rhodewarrior, be real with yourself homie, you can’t fight the system. Why don’t you go play some frisbee on the quad and mind your own business.

I hate how professors talk down to students constantly and act as if they’re in some position of authority over you. BITCH I pay your salary, that means you work for me. Kiss my ring. Kiss it. Tryna tell me what to do? You done lost your mind, fool.

what the hell is wrong with me? in high school i had good grades, i studied often, i did my work on time, and papers were easy. i was in all honors and ap classes and i went to a really good prep school. my college isnt even that great but my grades arent nearly as high as i expected. do i drink too much and party? idk i didnt expect that to affect me too much but there isnt anything else to do on the weekends. fuck…

They are awful. How can a team that starts out 3-0, with a win over the Pats loose loose 6 out of their next 7 games?! They are by far the worst “good” team in football.

My parents sent me to a small college thinking that it would be easy for me to get the classes i want. So yesterday I went to pick my classes and since I am a Freshmen I get last pick. Anyway long story short, I try for economics cant get it, then stats, cant get it, then psychology, cant get it. WTF?? Why the hell can’t I get the class I want.

I mean seriously… we put a man on the fucking moon, but we still just can’t figure out how to make a video buffer a little faster.  It’s ridiculous, and let’s not forget whose fault this is – the jews.  They’re the root of all of the world’s problems and they’re at it again, fucking up our buffering speeds and preventing me from watching all the porn and YouTube I want.  I mean seriously.  With their big fucking noses and tight wallets: Listen up all you jews: YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SLOW DOWN THE INTERNET!!!  knock it off already, i’m starting to get a little pissed.

if you are going to grade that slowly dont even bother to give a fucking test

i hate when someone tries to make a remix to a perfectly good song and just ruins it, get your own song

i cant stand teases! i went out with a girl tonight and went to her house when no one was home and she wasn’t down for anything! she invites me over and talks to me all the time and then teases me for an hour and a half while we watch freekin’ gossip girl. wow. men against teases unite!

I hate people that don’t prioritize plans they’ve made with you. Don’t they realize that blowing you off fucks over your night? I’ve been trying to hang out with the same guy for a total of 5 months, but about two months ago I told him I was sick of him blowing me off. Recently, I decided to give him another chance. We were supposed to meet up 40 minutes ago, but yet again, I was blown off. Is he just high all the time or is he too stupid to comprehend plans?

Why do colleges have to be such dicks about college students with alchol. What do you honestly expect? Its college we study our ass off,and all we want to do is have a good time.

So all the bars around here are a fucking joke on the weekend to get into. Showing a valid form of liscence at most of these places is sufficed with a shitty piece of plastic thats 6 months expired and says im a blind epileptic 400 lb asian guy. Except every once and a while they decide to be dicks and only take legitimate IDs. Stop being assholes, we all know the fucking deal, we’re underaged and you’re poor. Help a brotha out

Seriously what is the deal with girls who walk around dragging their feet in front of me like i dont have somewhere else to be? And if you try to walk faster they just think that your trying to rape them or steal their purse. First off, obviously most of the girls who do this are fat and or ugly as shit, otherwise they would be walking like they had somewhere to be. Also why do these girls always pretend like their texting?  A) its not an excuse to walk like a constipated turtle, and B) i can see the screen and thus i know theyre just hitting random buttons.

Pieces of shit like *************** who decide to call me out for saying something that I did not say or drew their own conclusions piss me off. Dude, mind your own fucking business and stay out of everyone else’s or atleast you better know what the fuck I just said and then call me out. Cause if you call me out and you don’t know what I said for sure, I will make you look like a fuckin idiot. Peace.

id like to take this time to vent about stingy assholes who cant share their shit with anyone. now me myself, do not share all things. but lets say something like… wireless internet. who fucking cares if someone else is on your internet, be a bro and let it go

I don’t know what is up w my roommate?  He goes out EVERY night of the week and gets F*cked up and comes back to our room banging into everything and falling all over the place ,reeking of beer and vomit. I really can’t stand him any longer. I almost wish he would drop out or transfer next semester.

People who pull their cars up and block the exit ramp of the store. How the fuck are we supposed to get our carts off the curb????? Morons!

Why do people have to be pussy and sucker punch me and run away. Then when I come to confront you, your a bitch about it and leave. It just makes me madder that your too much of a bitch to really fight me. Dont worry, you got whats coming to you!

I can’t stand baseball fans who refuse to give the yankees credit for winning the world series, and saying the only reason they one was because they bought the team. yeah, they signed the top three free agents in the off-season, but if you have money why not spend it? besides, all three of those players came to the yankees because they wanted to become yankees! think about the yankees team. posada, jeter, cano, melky, mariano, pettite, hughes, joba, and most of the bullpen came up from the organization. they didn’t buy all of their players, so give them credit for winning! like the old saying goes, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.” yanks. 09 world series champs!

I hate when your on a trip with your family and you and your 21 year old cousin want the keys to the car, but your grandfather won’t give them to you. WTF? I don’t want to go to bed at 10, I want to go out and have fun seriously, I have a perfect driving record!!!