“I Woke Up Still Drunk”

This is a classic little line that I’d like to do some venting about.  College douche bags, such as orientation John throw it around all the time and it makes no sense.  It takes about an hour for one drink to leave the system.  If you stopped drinking at 11 and woke up at 10 the next day, you’re not still drunk.  People need to stop using this line.  There’s a difference between being drunk and being tired.  This is fucking horse shit.